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You Love It Because Deep Down, You KNOW You’re Queer!

We have a theory over here, and that is when you have a small penis, no muscle tone and a squeaky high-pitched voice, you want to suck on another man’s penis. It’s like buying a sports car for poor people. The problem is, this makes you into a total fucking homo cock sucking fag boi. The “i” in “boi” is because a queer like you doesn’t even deserve a “y” (don’t quote me on that, of course). So what happens when you call one of our girls?

It seems like you wind up sucking cock. And you like it. Because you’re gay. We see what you fag slut google: “forced to suck cock” phone sex. “fuck my butt” “girls make me suck dick” “am i gay because i like to suck dick”? The answer to all of those questions and comments are yes yes yes- with the punchline being, don’t worry fag, we’ll make you even more faggoty.

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