You think you’re a grown-ass man, as big and bad as the rest of them. Our humiliation phone sex mistresses see right through your stupid little ruse and will force you to dress up like a woman. We know that deep down, there’s a little sissy with a tingling vagina waiting to come bursting out of you and nance all over town sucking as many dicks as you can fit in your mouth. Of course, first you have to get dressed up. For you, this means waxing your back, painting your toenails, removing your five o’ clock shadow with a laser that could bring down the space shuttle, and sliding into the prettiest size sixteen dress you can manage to zip up the back with a hydraulic winch.
Once you complete your transformation, you’ll be prettier than a Russian beet farmer’s wife. At least until she washes off some of the grime. But I digress; now that you’ve completed your transformation and made yourself beautiful, you’re ready to suck some dick at long last!
So, you go to the bar just outside the nearest Army base, eager to have another desperate, lonely man shove his dick down your throat under the pretenses that you are, indeed, a woman. You don’t even need to go inside the bar – your very best odds lie with going around the back and waiting for some drunken soldier to come staggering out the back door, eager for a little secret alley lovin’. As you unzip his trousers and start to suck his cock, you think to yourself “Man, this is way too easy!”
You’re right. This is the part where the police show up and take you to jail on a number of charges, still dressed as a woman. They are not fooled at all and take you to the men’s jail. Of course, this is excellent news for you. Jails are full of convict dick, which is almost as good as soldier dick. The best part, these studly cons will let anyone suck their cock. It’s your lucky day, sissy boy! Yup, you’ve got a long and productive weekend ahead of you!
