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The Art of Tucking Your Penis

Ah, the art of dick tucking – as if you were fooling anyone to begin with. We’ve mentioned before that for many of you, this isn’t a problem. Never the less, a lot of you wonder what you’d look like if you had a vagina, and want to create the visual effect for self-admiration in the mirror. A lot of you rely on the seemingly endless powers of duct tape. However, should you start sweating the adhesive will quickly fail, and there you’ll be – the proud owner of a flaccid dick with a bunch of random tape dangling from it. Not very pretty at all.
You’re best off fashioning a belt from some thick yarn, then running a line from the back of your belt, (right about where your spine ends,) down the crack of your ass like a thong, and tying it GENTLY at the top of your balls. (remember to adjust is occasionally so you don’t fuck up your circulation.)
Then, just duct tape the tip of your dick to the bottom of your balls with a loop, so the tape sticks to itself. Viola!
Now, no matter how sweaty or greasy you get, you dick will not pop out. Congrats.

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