Your Little Dick Sucks!
How do you expect me to keep it together when you’re always showing me your joke of a dick? I nearly pissed myself the first time you pulled out your little pecker. I laughed until my stomach hurt. Then when you asked me to suck your tiny tally whacker, I went hysterical. Come on, what am I supposed to do with a little dick like that?
Honestly, I’ve seen bigger cocks on Poodles. There is absolutely nothing I can do with your dick because there’s barely any dick to do anything with. I can hardly see your penis. How the hell am I supposed to suck it? Even if I did manage to put your dick in my mouth, all it would do is slip between my teeth. That’s just how small your penis is.
You must really have a desire for little dick humiliation because that is all you’re going to get from me. Every time you show me your tiny tally whacker, I’m going to spout off a bunch of name calling and humiliating things. You’re going to want to run and hide from being utterly embarrassed.
Obviously humiliation is what you want. It’s what makes your stunted prick hard. Can you even tell the difference when your dick is hard or not? What? Does it grow a fourth of an inch when you get an erection? I feel the laughter starting to rear its ugly head again. Speaking of ugly heads, that’s all you have between your legs. You have nothing but head and balls. I can’t wait to give you a real dose of humiliation and name calling so call me or one of my phonesex girlfriends soon.
