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Dear Fetish Mistress: My Cock Is So Tiny And All The Girls Make Fun Of Me

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Girls Will Always Laugh At Your Cock

Dear Fetish Mistress:

I have a hard time keeping a girlfriend and it’s all because the size of my cock. The relationship is all good until it’s time to have sex for the first time. I tried to avoid sexual contact with my last girlfriend, but after three months, she finally demanded that we consummate our relationship. I offered to lick her pussy to get her off, but she insisted on a long deep fuck.

I couldn’t deny her any longer. We started making out and the clothes started coming off. Finally, I slipped off my boxers. She reached for my cock and kept grabbing air. After she looked down, she couldn’t stop laughing. She gathered her clothes and ran out of there like a bat out of hell all the while saying some very humiliation things. I’m tired of girls making fun of my pindick. I want a girlfriend who’s going to love me for me and not for my cock size. Please help.
-Sincerely, Tiny Prick

Dear Tiny Prick,

I feel for you, but I don’t see how I can help you. Short of going through dick replacement surgery, there’s really nothing you can do about having a tiny cock. If you keep showing girls your pindick, they are going to laugh at it. It’s just the way of life. Women love big cocks and since you don’t have one, you should get used to the fact that you will never have a girlfriend.

If you need further explanation, call one of our fetish phone sex mistresses that are on standby to answer all of your loser questions. Be prepared. Once you tell them your cock size, they are going to laugh their asses off at you, too. They may even verbally assault you with little dick humiliation.
-Never Yours Truly, Fetish Mistress

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