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The Prison Bitch Sissy Experience

We get a lot of oxycodone spam on this ‘blog. Most people order it from third-world shitholes because they’re junkies and need a fix. Not you. If you did, you’d do it because you find the prospect of being someone’s prison bitch strangely titillating. Being bartered among hardened convicts for such amenities as top ramen and fabric softener, subjected to what others would consider physical and sexual abuse, and being forced to wear makeup to make yourself more appealing to the new cons. The life of a prison sissy!

While most guys go out of their way to starch and press their khakis, you’d try as hard as you could to re-stitch yours into some kind of skirt. You could paint your toenails with felt-tip markers, maybe get a side job in the beauty shop so you can steal skin moisturizer. And you could be released back into society after serving two years on your VUSCA violation, with nobody knowing what a girl you had been behind bars.

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